As equestrians we are united by our love of horses. But whether you own, lease, or borrow some days you just want to call your trainer and cancel. For those days I’ve compiled a short, sassy, and handy list of excuses to tell our trainers, our horses, or justify to ourselves why today just isn’t a good day to ride. This tiny booklet is perfect as a gag gift to your trainer or to give your barn friends a little giggle.

Suitable for every level of rider, from lead line to Grand Prix.

Potential excuses cover ~ weather ~ your mood ~ your horse’s mood ~ random acts of laziness.